N UR just-springz

IM n ur just-springz
Lusciousing all ur muddy-balloonmanz
I can haz whistles?

Eddieandbill pwned
Bettyandisbel pwned
Queer old balloownmanz pwned
I can haz teh puddlez-wonderfulz?

All your goat0footed baloonz R belong 2 us kittehz.