W, Show Us Your ... Pecs!
There's a new Cold War, and it involves an Arms (and Chests, and Shoulders, and Pecs) Race. If George W. Bush really is the sitting US president in the best physical shape since Teddy Roosevelt, and if Putin looks like this, we need to fight back!
The gauntlet has been thrown. It's Sputnik all over again. We're being shamed.